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Parenthood is a rollercoaster—equal parts joy, terror, and mystery odors. Some days you're crushing it and other days you're barely hanging on and giving it just enough to keep everybody alive. The truth? Raising kids is weird, messy, loud... and absolutely hilarious. If you know where to look (hint: everywhere), the humor in parenthood is not only real, it's what will keep you sane. 1. The Comedy is in the Chaos The toddler tantrum over the “wrong” color cup. The six-year-old logic that explains how underwear is optional at school. The teen who’s suddenly embarrassed by the way you breathe. These moments are comedy gold—eventually. Maybe not in the moment, but give it time. Or a group text with your best parent friends. Need reassurance? Check out “Sh*t My Dad Says” by Justin Halpern, which began as a Twitter account and evolved into a hilarious memoir of growing up with a brutally honest (and unintentionally funny) father. It’s a reminder that even the most off-the-wall parenting moments make for the best stories later. 2. Lower the Bar (And Your Expectations) Perfection is a trap. Let go of the Pinterest-worthy bento boxes and embrace the chicken nuggets. Your child will survive mismatched socks and cereal for dinner. The real parenting wins are surviving Target with toddlers or managing to drink your coffee before it gets cold. For a perfect dose of reality, “Toddlers Are Aholes: It’s Not Your Fault” by Bunmi Laditan delivers a painfully accurate (and funny) look at life with tiny, irrational dictators. She reminds us all that it’s okay to laugh at the absurdity of parenting life—because that’s what it is: absurd. 3. Kids Say the Darndest (And Most Terrifying) Things Children are unfiltered little truth bombs with a gift for mortifying their parents in public. Their questions, observations, and bedtime stall tactics are often unintentionally hilarious. Take comfort in “I Heart My Little A-Holes” by Karen Alpert, a laugh-out-loud collection of parenting mishaps, awkward moments, and brutally honest truths. Alpert’s self-deprecating style gives all parents permission to laugh at themselves—and their offspring. 4. Celebrate the Small Wins Did you remember picture day? Amazing. Got your child to eat something green? You’re a wizard. Laughed at a poop joke? Welcome to the club. Parenthood is built on these small victories and the ability to find joy (or at least sarcasm) in them. For inspiration, revisit “Go the Fk to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach, the picture book for grown-ups that perfectly captures the bedtime battle—and your inner monologue. Bonus: there’s a version read by Samuel L. Jackson that deserves a spot in the Parenting Hall of Fame. 5. Share the Struggle Some of the funniest parenting moments come from swapping stories with other sleep-deprived grown-ups. Community is key. Whether it's a mom group, a dad podcast, or a 2 a.m. Reddit thread titled "Is this rash normal?", laughter connects us. Don’t miss “How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids” by Jancee Dunn, which tackles the relationship side of parenting with humor, honesty, and actionable advice for keeping your sense of humor—and your marriage—alive through the trenches. Parenting isn’t a sitcom, but it sure has the material for one. So the next time your kid draws a mustache on the cat or announces loudly in public that “Mommy tooted,” take a breath and laugh. These are the moments you will retell at their graduation party... or wedding... or to their therapist. After all, if we can't laugh at parenting, we’ll probably just cry into that day-old coffee. And that’s just no fun. More Humorous Books to Keep You Sane:
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Bringing a new baby into your home is an exciting, emotional, and often overwhelming experience—not just for you, but for your pets, too. Your furry family members can sense change, and a newborn’s arrival brings new smells, sounds, and routines that can unsettle even the most well-behaved dog or curious cat. Preparing ahead of time can ease the transition for everyone and help foster a loving bond between your baby and your pets. Here’s how to prepare your pets for the arrival of your newborn, and what to expect when you finally bring your little one home.
1. Start Preparing Early- As soon as you know a baby is on the way, begin gradually introducing changes to your pet’s environment and routine. Sudden shifts can create anxiety, so it’s better to spread them out over weeks or months.
2. Get Them Used to Baby Sights and Sounds- To prevent sensory overload, gradually desensitize your pet to the sounds and smells that come with a baby.
3. Reinforce Positive Associations- Make every baby-related change a positive one. This helps your pet form good associations with the new arrival.
4. Plan for the First Meeting- When you bring baby home, your pet will need time to adjust — but your calm leadership can help set the tone.
5. Keep Routines As Consistent As Possible- With all the changes that come with a newborn, your pet may feel left out or anxious. Do your best to maintain familiar routines.
What to Expect After Baby Comes Home- Every pet reacts differently, but here are some common behaviors you might see — and how to handle them:
Your pet doesn’t know a baby is coming, they just know something big is changing. With preparation, patience, and empathy, you can help them transition smoothly and even grow to love their new little family member. Over time, your pet and your baby may form a bond that’s as heartwarming as it is lifelong. Have you recently introduced your pet to a newborn? Share your experience or tips in the comments below! |
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